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Finding your signature scent is a cornerstone to cultivating a unique persona. Women love when men smell tremendous and manifest a scent that lets them stand above the rest of the pack. Our robust scents are designed to help you build that remarkable identity and forge your own path in a world of people that are happy to simply blend in. Captivate your audience and become the Bastard that won’t be soon forgotten with our collection of colognes.

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How To Use

How to Use Our Cologne

  1. Cologne is best applied to your skin after it has been cleaned and dried.
  2. Target pulse points, such as your inner wrist or neck.
  3. Hold the bottle 3-6 inches away from your skin and apply 2-4 squirts, Reapply when needed.
  • 1. Get Clean
    Clean Yourself
  • 2. Target Area
    Gently Twist Into Mustache
  • 3. Spray
    Style Your 'Stache

Cologne Dont's Do not rub cologne in after application. Respect others. Do not create a cologne cloud.

About Our Cologne

The Bearded Bastard makes illustrious colognes in a range of captivating scents. Our colognes are handmade in Austin, TX from the highest quality, natural ingredients. We use sustainable and responsible sources whenever possible.

Stay Bearded. Stay Bastard.